It seems there’s a new religion on the block: ecomentalism. New to the courts, that is. No-one who has seen an Al Gore movie or read a column by the Moonbat can doubt that these two are members of an eco-episcopacy, and are followed by a huge fervent faithful.

Lord have mercy on us all
Now there’s legal backing for this. A UK court has ruled that an executive can sue his employer for unfair dismissal because of his green beliefs – which means ecomentalism counts in law as a religion.

Mad hatters
The judge is right of course. I could tell this was a religion because of the hats. I mean,

• bishops have miters;
• rabbis have yarmulkes;
• the Yellow Hat school of Buddhism is even named after a hat;
• and the ecomentalist faithful all wear those Peruvian hats with the ear-flaps and the odd smell.

Dead giveaway. Nuff said.